If you’re sitting down for the NFL games tomorrow, you want a manly meal to go with football. You don’t get more manly than this. Five birds cooked inside a pig, with lots and lots of bacon. Turkey, duck, chicken, Cornish hen, and quail are all wrapped up (with bacon and bacon stuffing) and cooked. That’s then put inside a pig with more bacon stuffing and the pig is smoked with Dr. Pepper butter glaze and more bacon. The final result is garnished with Baconators from Wendy’s and the result is nearly 80,000 calories of pure heaven on a plate.