Girls. Those wonderful delightful delicate creatures. Don’t tell them anything that might make them cry. Don’t hurt them, cause they’re really like flowers: you love them – they blossom, you hurt them – they wither. The way they talk, touch and smile at you can make your heart melt each time. They’re capable of giving unconditioned love if you treat them the right way. Or if your bank account is serious business. Wait, what?!
I’m sorry, I was busy shitting rainbows. Where was I? Oh yea. Girls. Truly delicate creatures. Of course!
Elizabeth Lambert
The New Mexico defender has been suspended indefinitely after this brutal display of everything-but sportmanship in the Lobos’ 1-0 loss to BYU in the Mountain West Conference semifinals. She is now prohibited from taking part in practices, games and conditioning.