Douchebag Parking

The REAL World Record For Parking Like A Douche

by jasonp on May 18, 2010

After seeing this unfairly declared a world record holding douchebag parking, I thought I’d share a picture I took myself in a mall parking lot. Which goes to prove that people who call [insert german expensive car] owners jerks might possibly have a good reason to do so.

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  • http://miblogtieneerroresdesintaxis.wordpress.com/ ruperticus

    uber douche!

  • http://miblogtieneerroresdesintaxis.wordpress.com/ ruperticus

    uber douche!

  • RigBoo

    Wow, unreal! 4 handicapped spots! I would have promptly keyed both sides of that car!

  • RigBoo

    Wow, unreal! 4 handicapped spots! I would have promptly keyed both sides of that car!

  • Adam

    Maybe he just has four types of disabilities, and getting his monies worth.

  • Adam

    Maybe he just has four types of disabilities, and getting his monies worth.

  • Farkyou

    There's two more cripple spots to the left, and I admire his asshattery

  • Farkyou

    There's two more cripple spots to the left, and I admire his asshattery

  • Robot Chicken

    It is possible the driver is also color blind? Naw,its a retired WW-2 panzer commander getting his snappes and beer.

  • Robot Chicken

    It is possible the driver is also color blind? Naw,its a retired WW-2 panzer commander getting his snappes and beer.

  • Anonimouse

    And then they wonder why they get keyed

  • Anonimouse

    And then they wonder why they get keyed

  • Blacklisted

    Or maybe he's just actually retarded.

  • Blacklisted

    Or maybe he's just actually retarded.

  • Mala

    Ach du duche-meister

  • Mala

    Ach du duche-meister

  • afflatus

    Audi is an “Expensive” Car? Seriously? I mean I know it is a German car. But expensive?

  • afflatus

    Audi is an “Expensive” Car? Seriously? I mean I know it is a German car. But expensive?

  • http://automaticlifestyledispenser.com/ Christopher
  • Jack

    That's actually in ROMANIA at a store like Home Depot (Praktiker – for practical people)

  • Jack

    That's actually in ROMANIA at a store like Home Depot (Praktiker – for practical people)

  • Ken

    I'm shocked it's an SUV. Shocked, I tell ya.

  • Ken

    I'm shocked it's an SUV. Shocked, I tell ya.

  • Guest

    faggots drive audis

  • Guest

    faggots drive audis

  • Dave R.

    If I'd seen that, and no cameras, I'd have kicked pretty dents in a panel or two.

  • Dave R.

    If I'd seen that, and no cameras, I'd have kicked pretty dents in a panel or two.

  • JM

    ya but you don't want any wheelchairs scratching your car…

  • JM

    ya but you don't want any wheelchairs scratching your car…

  • diggusersrdumb

    so somebody parked their car there and took a picture to post on line….cool

  • diggusersrdumb

    so somebody parked their car there and took a picture to post on line….cool

  • Anon

    Photo was taken from the back so who's to say the driver wasn't handicapped? Did you even look for the sticker?

  • Anon

    Photo was taken from the back so who's to say the driver wasn't handicapped? Did you even look for the sticker?

  • Yeahright

    Stupid Amerikans!!

  • Yeahright

    Stupid Amerikans!!

  • pockets

    damn foreign drivers

  • pockets

    damn foreign drivers

  • Disgusted

    Seriously, we now have a very strong case for euthanasia!

  • Disgusted

    Seriously, we now have a very strong case for euthanasia!

  • Vorksprung douche tech

    he spent so much on the car so the fines will probley be pennies to him! Audi german car dick!

  • Vorksprung douche tech

    he spent so much on the car so the fines will probley be pennies to him! Audi german car dick!

  • Smallhours

    I woulda waited an taken this d-bags pic as he got into the car…THEN posted it.

  • Smallhours

    I woulda waited an taken this d-bags pic as he got into the car…THEN posted it.

  • Car

    He just parked dead center in the cross hairs…he messed now

  • Car

    He just parked dead center in the cross hairs…he messed now

  • Your Best Friend

    Ganz Gut…this man takes what he wants and gives nothing back…a mans man, a man woman want to be with, and lesser men hate. Except for the fact that is probably a soccer mom. Women drivers….

  • Your Best Friend

    Ganz Gut…this man takes what he wants and gives nothing back…a mans man, a man woman want to be with, and lesser men hate. Except for the fact that is probably a soccer mom. Women drivers….

  • Fletch

    Staged

  • Fletch

    Staged

  • Bruce Heavin

    I don't think this person tried hard enough. If he parked horizontally, he could be in 6 spaces of the 8 visible spaces. B for trying.

  • Bruce Heavin

    I don't think this person tried hard enough. If he parked horizontally, he could be in 6 spaces of the 8 visible spaces. B for trying.

  • guest

    How many shopping carts were available?

  • Guest

    *money's

  • CrazyCripple

    This is just halarious

  • Tablaty

    wow that's an idiot,

  • Kaput450

    Maybe the handicap is Retarded. Lets not jump to conclusions.

  • bilalhouri

    I don't understand this, doesn't anyone have a sharp key or something?!

  • Guest

    What's stopping someone from going to some abandoned mall, parking like a douche taking a picture, and posting it on a net. We all know there's some pretty big douches out there, posting a pic on the net does't really change anything

  • Sshadw

    Romania ftw

  • eU

    DNA = National Anticorruption Directorate

  • Dragosfs

    Dude, I saw the title on Digg and was thinking 'yeah right, bet you didn't see how they park sometimes here in Romania' and when I click it, lo and behold, it's from Romania! :) ))) The original douchebag country…

  • Eu

    there is no such thing as soccer mom in Romania

  • Elis

    Just FYI, no need to go “stupid american” on this ass. He's Romanian. Yey.

  • Malnilion

    If it was their car, they would have blurred the plate.

  • Jesus_H_Chirst

    Is that in Kaiserslautern????

  • Michael S

    Proud Romanians are yelling: It's my country!!! It's my country!!! We are famous.

  • Gigi

    this is very common here in Romania. Some gypsies push people with the car out of their way on the crosswalk

  • Gigi

    this is not a fake . I see this every day :) I too can never find an empty handicap spot in front of the mall, damn it!!!

  • awesome

    actually no, it IS monies.
    money's is a short way of saying money is
    learn punctuation and grammar please

  • Autoracing

    Wow…. Perhaps he/she who parked the car thinks that It's Still A Big Big World… :)

  • cuce

    Some Romanian think that they are cool doing this

  • http://www.pdfcontent.com adhi

    its an idiot driver ..

  • hum?

    uh isnt that NAD?

  • Sazzle

    Erm, no, it is money's worth. The apostrophe is possessive, as you are getting the worth of your money – your money's worth.

    Get your facts straight before you 'correct' someone. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.

  • Grey

    Actually, no, it IS 'money's'.
    Monies is a short way of saying 'more than one money'.
    Learn punctuation and grammar please.

  • DMan

    actually… it is money's worth… because it is the worth OF the money… the 's means that the worth belongs to the money.

  • You are wrong

    Actually, it's “money's” as it is the worth of the money and not money plural.

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Money's+worth

  • Krista

    welcome to the english language.

  • anony-mouse

    actually, no, jv nazi, its money's. the worth is a quality the money possesses, like a dog possesses a bark and it is therefore the dog's bark.

    maybe one day you can play varisty like me.

  • Rmoyster

    ive seen worse, once i saw this guy that parked over 4 handicapped spaces, but they werent in a square, they were next to each other. He was driving a big chevrolet and had a trailer on the back, otherwise he never would have been able to take up all 4.

  • Casbot

    Actually, it is 'money's'. There are two forms of apostrophe – the possessive, as in 'the dog's bone' which indicates that the bone is owned by the dog, and indicating an omission, such as 'it's cold' meaning 'it is cold'.

    In this case, the apostrophe is possessive. It is not, as you have suggested, 'a short way of saying money is'. Did you know that there are more ways to use an apostrophe? Apparently not.

    'Monies' is simply the plural form of 'money'. It's embarrassing that you suggest someone else should learn punctuation and grammar when, plainly, you don't have a complete grasp on it yourself.

  • Clay

    actually, “money's” is possessive. As in: the money has worth, it is the money's worth.

    The plural form of “money” is “money.” “Monies” is a term coined for lolcats.

  • friger46

    You know, despite the fact that awesome was wrong, I empathize for him. One correct correction (Sazzle) is enough.

  • Rick

    Actually it IS.. oh wait, you're all fucking retarded and it only needed to be said once.

  • Awesomer

    Actually no, you're an idiot.
    Money's is a short way of saying you are terrible at english.
    learn punctuation and grammar before being a douchenazi next time please.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CD3U26YAFM57B3NSPVFVUNWXBI Beth-Jo

    You are all arguing over grammar?!?! Like the world doesn't have larger problems to deal with and you are arguing over grammar!! Good use of your energy and time!!

  • Gggg

    what about monies'

  • Ha'penny

    Nice grammar douchebaggery folks.

  • Shit

    actually, you're all wrong. it's monies's'sies's.

    source: my stuttering problem

  • Hobbles

    id poop in my hands an smear them all over his face

  • Charlie

    Actually, it is money's…
    In my b.s. college class “grammar and composition”, we spent a lot of time on each specific punctuation mark. Also, my mother is an English major.

  • Pixelmovement

    Well played, awesome. Well played.

  • Joe

    Its embarassing how many peoples think there wright when their all in a group. He was wright at the begining with “monies.” Mony cant be posessive cuz its not a person.

  • bill

    actually, it's yo momma..

  • I'llSpeakForAllOfUs

    WHO THE FUCK CARES. YOU SHOULD ALL EITHER GET A LIFE OR FOCUS ALL THIS TIME AND ENERGY ON FINDING A WAY TO KILL YOURSELVES IN A WAY THAT WILL SUFFICIENTLY AMUSE THE REST OF US.

  • TrollsRus

    Actual it's a Fake, totally photo-shopped

  • Jhfjhf

    Not in America stupid non American !!

  • Chong

    ENOUGH OF THIS!

  • xoxoxo

    It's always the rich people!

  • Jocko

    How about we track him down and break his legs so he understands the concept!

  • Blockedyou

    How about begging like a douche, that stupid twwet stumble beg bar blocks most of everything, you are blocked, wont de back

  • ME

    Don't get it..

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  • Go home.

    It's, people, right, they're, monies is NOT a word, Money, can't, 'cause, it's.

    That was me listing your debauchery of the English language.

  • Scottspam

    Dumb Troll-ee is dumb.

  • James_Smith

    Breaking their headlights and taillights after leaving them a note stateing what a total jerk they are would be a nice start.

  • http://gamevip.com Staff

    heh

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