Douchebag Parking

The REAL World Record For Parking Like A Douche

by Game VIP Staff on May 18, 2010

After seeing this unfairly declared a world record holding douchebag parking, I thought I’d share a picture I took myself in a mall parking lot. Which goes to prove that people who call [insert german expensive car] owners jerks might possibly have a good reason to do so.

douche parking

  • ME
    Don't get it..
  • Blockedyou
    How about begging like a douche, that stupid twwet stumble beg bar blocks most of everything, you are blocked, wont de back
  • Jocko
    How about we track him down and break his legs so he understands the concept!
  • xoxoxo
    It's always the rich people!
  • Hobbles
    id poop in my hands an smear them all over his face
  • Rmoyster
    ive seen worse, once i saw this guy that parked over 4 handicapped spaces, but they werent in a square, they were next to each other. He was driving a big chevrolet and had a trailer on the back, otherwise he never would have been able to take up all 4.
  • its an idiot driver ..
  • Autoracing
    Wow.... Perhaps he/she who parked the car thinks that It's Still A Big Big World... :)
  • Michael S
    Proud Romanians are yelling: It's my country!!! It's my country!!! We are famous.
  • Elis
    Just FYI, no need to go "stupid american" on this ass. He's Romanian. Yey.
  • Gigi
    this is very common here in Romania. Some gypsies push people with the car out of their way on the crosswalk
  • Dragosfs
    Dude, I saw the title on Digg and was thinking 'yeah right, bet you didn't see how they park sometimes here in Romania' and when I click it, lo and behold, it's from Romania! :)))) The original douchebag country...
  • eU
    DNA = National Anticorruption Directorate
  • hum?
    uh isnt that NAD?
  • Sshadw
    Romania ftw
  • Guest
    What's stopping someone from going to some abandoned mall, parking like a douche taking a picture, and posting it on a net. We all know there's some pretty big douches out there, posting a pic on the net does't really change anything
  • Gigi
    this is not a fake . I see this every day :) I too can never find an empty handicap spot in front of the mall, damn it!!!
  • bilalhouri
    I don't understand this, doesn't anyone have a sharp key or something?!
  • Kaput450
    Maybe the handicap is Retarded. Lets not jump to conclusions.
  • Tablaty
    wow that's an idiot,
  • CrazyCripple
    This is just halarious
  • guest
    How many shopping carts were available?
  • Bruce Heavin
    I don't think this person tried hard enough. If he parked horizontally, he could be in 6 spaces of the 8 visible spaces. B for trying.
  • Fletch
    Staged
  • Your Best Friend
    Ganz Gut...this man takes what he wants and gives nothing back...a mans man, a man woman want to be with, and lesser men hate. Except for the fact that is probably a soccer mom. Women drivers....
  • Eu
    there is no such thing as soccer mom in Romania
  • Car
    He just parked dead center in the cross hairs...he messed now
  • Smallhours
    I woulda waited an taken this d-bags pic as he got into the car...THEN posted it.
  • Vorksprung douche tech
    he spent so much on the car so the fines will probley be pennies to him! Audi german car dick!
  • Disgusted
    Seriously, we now have a very strong case for euthanasia!
  • pockets
    damn foreign drivers
  • Yeahright
    Stupid Amerikans!!
  • Jhfjhf
    Not in America stupid non American !!
  • Anon
    Photo was taken from the back so who's to say the driver wasn't handicapped? Did you even look for the sticker?
  • diggusersrdumb
    so somebody parked their car there and took a picture to post on line....cool
  • Malnilion
    If it was their car, they would have blurred the plate.
  • cuce
    Some Romanian think that they are cool doing this
  • JM
    ya but you don't want any wheelchairs scratching your car...
  • Dave R.
    If I'd seen that, and no cameras, I'd have kicked pretty dents in a panel or two.
  • Guest
    faggots drive audis
  • Ken
    I'm shocked it's an SUV. Shocked, I tell ya.
  • Jack
    That's actually in ROMANIA at a store like Home Depot (Praktiker - for practical people)
  • afflatus
    Audi is an "Expensive" Car? Seriously? I mean I know it is a German car. But expensive?
  • Blacklisted
    Or maybe he's just actually retarded.
  • Anonimouse
    And then they wonder why they get keyed
  • Robot Chicken
    It is possible the driver is also color blind? Naw,its a retired WW-2 panzer commander getting his snappes and beer.
  • Farkyou
    There's two more cripple spots to the left, and I admire his asshattery
  • Adam
    Maybe he just has four types of disabilities, and getting his monies worth.
  • Guest
    *money's
  • Shit
    actually, you're all wrong. it's monies's'sies's.

    source: my stuttering problem
  • awesome
    actually no, it IS monies.
    money's is a short way of saying money is
    learn punctuation and grammar please
  • Pixelmovement
    Well played, awesome. Well played.
  • Charlie
    Actually, it is money's...
    In my b.s. college class "grammar and composition", we spent a lot of time on each specific punctuation mark. Also, my mother is an English major.
  • Ha'penny
    Nice grammar douchebaggery folks.
  • Gggg
    what about monies'
  • Awesomer
    Actually no, you're an idiot.
    Money's is a short way of saying you are terrible at english.
    learn punctuation and grammar before being a douchenazi next time please.
  • Rick
    Actually it IS.. oh wait, you're all fucking retarded and it only needed to be said once.
  • friger46
    You know, despite the fact that awesome was wrong, I empathize for him. One correct correction (Sazzle) is enough.
  • Clay
    actually, "money's" is possessive. As in: the money has worth, it is the money's worth.

    The plural form of "money" is "money." "Monies" is a term coined for lolcats.
  • Casbot
    Actually, it is 'money's'. There are two forms of apostrophe - the possessive, as in 'the dog's bone' which indicates that the bone is owned by the dog, and indicating an omission, such as 'it's cold' meaning 'it is cold'.

    In this case, the apostrophe is possessive. It is not, as you have suggested, 'a short way of saying money is'. Did you know that there are more ways to use an apostrophe? Apparently not.

    'Monies' is simply the plural form of 'money'. It's embarrassing that you suggest someone else should learn punctuation and grammar when, plainly, you don't have a complete grasp on it yourself.
  • anony-mouse
    actually, no, jv nazi, its money's. the worth is a quality the money possesses, like a dog possesses a bark and it is therefore the dog's bark.

    maybe one day you can play varisty like me.
  • Krista
    welcome to the english language.
  • You are wrong
    Actually, it's "money's" as it is the worth of the money and not money plural.

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Money's+worth
  • DMan
    actually... it is money's worth... because it is the worth OF the money... the 's means that the worth belongs to the money.
  • Grey
    Actually, no, it IS 'money's'.
    Monies is a short way of saying 'more than one money'.
    Learn punctuation and grammar please.
  • Sazzle
    Erm, no, it is money's worth. The apostrophe is possessive, as you are getting the worth of your money - your money's worth.

    Get your facts straight before you 'correct' someone. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
  • Chong
    ENOUGH OF THIS!
  • TrollsRus
    Actual it's a Fake, totally photo-shopped
  • I'llSpeakForAllOfUs
    WHO THE FUCK CARES. YOU SHOULD ALL EITHER GET A LIFE OR FOCUS ALL THIS TIME AND ENERGY ON FINDING A WAY TO KILL YOURSELVES IN A WAY THAT WILL SUFFICIENTLY AMUSE THE REST OF US.
  • bill
    actually, it's yo momma..
  • Joe
    Its embarassing how many peoples think there wright when their all in a group. He was wright at the begining with "monies." Mony cant be posessive cuz its not a person.
  • Go home.
    It's, people, right, they're, monies is NOT a word, Money, can't, 'cause, it's.

    That was me listing your debauchery of the English language.
  • Scottspam
    Dumb Troll-ee is dumb.
  • You are all arguing over grammar?!?! Like the world doesn't have larger problems to deal with and you are arguing over grammar!! Good use of your energy and time!!
  • RigBoo
    Wow, unreal! 4 handicapped spots! I would have promptly keyed both sides of that car!
  • uber douche!
  • Mala
    Ach du duche-meister
  • Jesus_H_Chirst
    Is that in Kaiserslautern????
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